Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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