plz talk dirty to me
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
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there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
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Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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