Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I will pee on everything he values.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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