I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
I wannas sexs uuuuu
dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
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youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
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