Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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