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dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
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