Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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