but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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