I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Randomize