I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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