i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
We were destined to go to rehab together
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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