were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I feel like captain Morgan put his peg leg up my ass
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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