ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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