Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
Randomize
