You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
Randomize
