She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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