wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
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