Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
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Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
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I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Do plants get herpes?
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