Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
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I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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