I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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