is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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