She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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