shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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