carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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