Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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