This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
we hooked up on one of my student's desks last night...i can't decide if i'm ashamed or massively proud of myself
dude you teach first grade wtf
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
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You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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