She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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