i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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