you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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