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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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