I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
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positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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