chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
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just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
this hospital has no fireball
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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