yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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