Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
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