Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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