I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
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Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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