just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
whose ass print is on the piano?
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
Randomize
