i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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