I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I have post one night stand depression
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