she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
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I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
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You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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