i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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