Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
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Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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