We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Randomize
