Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
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