just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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