Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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