Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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