the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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