found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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