He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
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If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio