just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
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So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I think people are normalizing furries