It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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