Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
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Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
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I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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