i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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