Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
Randomize
