Sry I called you an 8
So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
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I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
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dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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