well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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